Brad Pitt Should Probably Pound Melissa Etheridge, But He's a Gentleman So He Won't

imagine the supremely silly comments that Melissa Etheridge made about Angelina Jolie and her choice to get a mastectomy to prevent breast cancer -- it wasn't "the brave choice," it was "the most fearful choice," because everyone can avoid cancer if they just chill out -- but apparently we all just need to calm down, because we totally misunderstood what she
was saying. Here, let's let Melissa clarify it for us:

"I don't have any opinion of what she 'should have' done. All are free to choose. I only objected to the term 'brave' describing it."

But what Melissa obviously doesn't understand is that the whole "Angelina's a coward" tone is what everyone had a problem with. No one really cared about the part where Melissa implied that Angie should have waited to see what happened (which she definitely did imply, by the way). No, the problem was definitely the bravery issue. And that's what Brad Pitt, Melissa's old friend, is going to discuss with her sometime real soon:

"Melissa's an old friend of mine. I'm sure we'll talk on the phone. I don't know what it is."Uh-oh, Melissa. You better get real busy, real quick, because that's not going to be a pleasant phone call. At least it might make you think things through the next time you decide to run your mouth about one of the loveliest ladies in the world.