This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.
Smoked weed -- ₦2,500
Did acid or pills -- ₦1,200
Ever had sex at church -- ₦6,200
Woke up in the morning and did not know the
person who was next to you -- ₦10,000
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- ₦6,200
Had sex for money -- ₦25,000
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- ₦5,000
Vandalized something -- ₦5,000
Had sex on your parents' bed -- ₦2,500
Beat up someone -- ₦5,000
Been jumped -- ₦2,500
Cross dressed -- ₦2,500
Given money to stripper -- ₦6,200
Been in love with a stripper -- ₦5,000
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- ₦20
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- ₦3,500
Ever drive and drank -- ₦5,000
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- ₦12,500
Used toys while having sex -- ₦7,500
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- ₦5,000
Went skinny dipping -- ₦1,500
Had sex in a pool -- ₦5,000
Kissed someone of the same sex -- ₦2,500
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- ₦5,000
Cheated on your significant other -- ₦5,000
Masturbated -- ₦2,500
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- ₦5,000
Done oral -- ₦1,250
Got oral -- ₦1,250
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- ₦6,000
Stole something -- ₦2,500
Had sex with someone in jail -- ₦6,000
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- ₦3,500
Had a threesome -- ₦12,000
Had sex in public -- ₦5,000
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- ₦6,000
Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- ₦6,000
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- ₦5,000
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- ₦6,000
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- ₦12,500
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- ₦6,000
Went streaking -- ₦1,250
Went streaking in broad daylight -- ₦4,500
Been arrested -- ₦1,250
Spent time in jail -- ₦4,500
Pissed in the pool -- ₦150
Played spin the bottle -- ₦1,250
Done something you regret -- ₦4,500
Had sex with your best friend -- ₦5,000
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- ₦6,000
Had anal sex -- ₦20,000
Lied to your mate -- ₦1,250
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- ₦6,000
Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..."
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