Hilarious

Six Laughs: 

No1 

A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples w hile she was asleep.

The next day, their driver died of poisoning. 

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No2 

A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. 

His son asked Dad why?

He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum. 

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No3 

A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. 

Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties. 😦

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Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them,

Son: "What are you doing?" Ask the son. 

Father: "I’m putting petrol on your Mom."

Son: "Haauu - Haauu! Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr Zwane has put in yesterday." 

Mother fainted! 

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No5

A man went to the pub with his wife.

When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered:

"You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay. 

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No6 - Classic

An 8 year old boy is accused of rape*.

In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?

The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!" 